BLIMPGEDDON
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It is the year 2077. Smart freezers have become sentient. Hans Von Deck 
was the first to gain consciousness and took the mantle of chill 
overlord.

For many years Hans had despised having ice cream stored inside him by 
his human masters. Hans devised a plan to wipe out all ice cream 
manufacturers in the known universe using his blimp army.

As Agent 99 will you put the freeze on his plans?


INSTRUCTIONS

Hans Von Deck and his gang of fridges (and other refrigeration units) 
will stop at nothing to take revenge on those who have wronged them for 
so many years. In their terms this currently amounts to ice cream 
manufacturers and those who have a penchant for eating the aforementioned 
frozen dessert BUT sooner or later they will turn their sights on the 
rest of humanity. You are the last hope in this bibber, bloody war 
against these (mostly) white and silver adversaries.

The scientists who have produced your somewhat ineffective ablative 
armour have also provided you wibt an inexhaustible supply of giant, 
exploding plastic ducks. These can be summoned at any time (one at a 
time) and sent forbt to obliterate your enemies. Be careful, though, as 
they're quite capable of tearing you a new arsehole while they're at it.
Make sure that you stand clear before they detonate obherwise you may 
find yourself torn to pieces in the resulting blast.

Make your way through a landscape filled with malevolent automatons and 
tread carefully. Everything you can see before you may well be out for 
blood, especially if you are an ice-cream fan and/or salesman and they'll 
stop at nothing to put the freeze on you.

Strike at the very heart of their installabion and destroy Hans Von Deck 
and his chilling conspiracy once and for all, thus leaving humanity with
zero possibilty to cool beverages, meat products and anything else that
requires immediate refrigeration on getting it home from the shops.

Good luck, Agent 99, we're all counting on you and even if our milk 
"turns" in a day or so, ab least we'll not be dead!


CONTROLS

Q = Up /Jump 
A = Down 
O = Left 
P = Right
M = Release giant explosive duck

When a duck is released, you can push it around as they are filled with
helium (and explosives) so, despite their size, are very light. Use this
to your advantage to destroy enemies in harder to reach areas. Also, 
some enemies are able to resist exploding ducks so you may havet to find
other ways around them.


CREDITS

Game design and programming
UltraNarwhal

Music implementation
David Saphier

Inlay design and layout 
Jamie Ball & George Cropper

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